Sarcastic Peter Parker - Works | Archive of Our Own It went straight through the motor, sending Adrian off balance and sending him to the ground. "He's in conference room a. i know i mention it at the end of all of my fics, but i am a sad lowly writer who craves validation and attention. He ducked into an alleyway, walking out of the public eye, and changed into the Spider-Man suit that Mr Stark had made him. MJ and Ned didn't come to school and Flash made it his mission to make him have a bad day. "Happy please do not tell Mr. Stark. Hm? Peter's eyes drifted from Tonys form to Harleys, finally noticing the blonde boy. "Mista Stark!" Genius billionaire, Tony Stark took Peter in as his own son yet Tony already has a daughter of his own: Katrina . How much pain is he in? At that moment, Peter let out a loud, strangled cry, his breaths now wheezing. Where DUM-E is lonely, so four-year-old Peter crushes Avengers' meeting to tell his dad about this. But THEN some weird stuff happens and suddenly he's the Avengers' bodyguard. He knew it was Clint. (it's my hpf and I get to choose when I have it (no I don't)), (crack treated seriously with mild spots of angst), peter gets kidnapped by HYDRA with his classmates.this is inspired by Scratched Onto The Walls Of My Throat by Mysterycheerio. He successfully made a way to see the other Spider-Man again. But, the man has to deal with the fact Peter isnt a hero, and is in fact, a vigilante. As it should be. She replied. Tony brushed Peters sweaty curls away from his face as he coughed once again. OR Tony and Peter Reunite Scene - Tony Hugs Peter | Avengers - YouTube Peter Parker Needs a Hug. Black Widow and Hawkeye fit better because they're good supporting characters. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. The man was a rather impassioned speaker, speaking with sincerity and emotion. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Tony was sat in between Rhodey and Peter, the latter leaning against his chest, having his curls played with absent mindedly. "What're you talking about? The Avengers were just amazed at how many languages the youngest one of the knew. Tony grinned, adding more to the list. Peter smirked to himself, glad it was hidden under his mask "Damn, they're speaking German Mr Stark." Sometimes hell sit down and learn a new skill for fun (like when he learned how to play the bagpipes), out of necessity (when he built his mini arc reactor, in a cave no less) out of spite (when he created a new freaking element), or just because (when he mastered thermonuclear astrophysics in one night. Thank you for your time! 1. He coughed again, blood spewing onto the tissues in his hands. Oh, did those ever end?" From Irondad prompt #53 by @itsmechara426 on her @irondadmadlads blog! If you don't, I'll redo it for you, sorry. Mr. -Sorry the British thing didn't come back later on but I liked the way it came it. Said Tony dragging Peter out of the apartment to the compound. Ese Hijo de puta se las va a ver conmigo.= That son of a bitch is going to see it, 2. "Peter.. stand down." How had things turned so quickly? He ingested peppermint oil, and its not sitting so well with his spider DNA. Helen was silent for a moment as Bruce looked over him. As Pepper went about preparations for that evenings turkey dinner and Tony began moving the golden brown cookies from the baking sheet to the cooling rack, all he could think about was how happy he was in this moment. He couldn't wait so he could go to Mr.Stark's lab to update his suit as they had agreed. Soon he was covered in purple paint and feathers. Tony instinctively reached up to brush some hair away from Peters face. Peter was having a bad day. Meanwhile Peter begins to discover things about his biological mother he never knew. Tony did his best to ignore the feeling of vomit sliding down his back as he followed Rhodey and Bruce to the med bay, comforting Peter the whole way there. This was something Tony had no plans on ever repeating. A.k.a everyone forgets May is Italian and Peter's a badass, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, I Needed the BATHROOM but I'll take the job, Peter has had his powers for several years now, Idea that was based on a fanfiction.net fanfic, Tony is the first one who initiates the kiss kiss with petey, You get more Andrew Spidey sassTM than Tom Holland sass, They're actually kinda creepy with how possesive they are, He's a bit of a douche to start but he's my fav character so he doesn't stay that way for long, Characters are from different tv shows/movies/comics, Really understand that this is basically the Avengers being fuckbuddies with peter, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, tbh the avengers are actually pretty sweet, ig i really wanted people to know that this isn't a platonic relationship thing, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Harley Keener & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (referenced), Venom doesn't understand human relationships, Peter Parker is Pepper Potts's Biological Child, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Not Captain America: The Winter Soldier Compliant, Steve and Tony are good bros because I say so, Fury is a pirate uncle and you can't change my mind, Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanov are best buds, Let's see how many tropes I can fit in this fic, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov Friendship, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Tony Stark Coparenting Peter Parker, i cannot stress enough that Peter uses drugs in this, Or Steve can just be sleeping on the couch with his best friend, Like I know its tagged as Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes, But if you dont accept Stucky then try and make it theyre bffs, Idk he just strikes me as a Beatles sort of person, Nooooo its definitely not because he mentioned them once in Infinity War, And understands atoms and molecules better than I do, What If It's Us - Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera, Harley Keener is Tony Stark's Biological Child. Maybe theyll use them, maybe they wont. Will be continued?-Hey guys sorry for no posting but next week I will and new ideas!!!! This alerted his teacher since he always had paid attention and never seemed this off. Do I need to remind you two that we have a kid here? He asked as Peter groaned. Rhodey gently placed one hand on his bouncing knee, not to make it still, but to let him know he was there. He justhadto tell Mr. Stark. Running over to the Tower, the red faced teen busted in and practically pranced to the elevator. 52.2K. Peter has many talents that go beyond school and Spider-Man. According to Helen, things had gone well. You know I wouldnt be doing this if I didnt think youd come out okay. Peters eyes darted across Tonys face for a few seconds more before he tore his hand off of Tonys wrist. He's living the dream, interning at Stark Industries under a watchful eye of (mentor???) You didnt know.. Peter reasoned, his voice still weak. 3. ", "Well, I was going to have Pepper do the business meeting in London but I thought I'd do it instead. Bad Hands too. Bruce scribbled something down quickly on his clipboard, as Rhodey wiped a tear from his eye. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. Peters in college, rooming with his best friend Harry Osborn, crushing on his partner in crime, MJ, and making fast friends with Ned Leeds and Gwen Stacy. He got there to see a giant plate of waffles. Then he met Ned and lost Gwen. The first friend I made here was killed, bled out in my arms. I hope you updated the wireless interface on the Cradle, Tony. She pointed out, the Cradle across the room starting up. Peter tried to figure out what Tony was making a list of. But that was fine. He didnt really have to, but he made a. first impression on Bruce because of it). my goal was to get it up by christmas, but festive family drama got in the way lmao. By the end, Peter had entirely let go of his New York accent, as normally happens when he's overly angry or upset. The Compound kitchen had gone from the baking zone to the cooking zone, as Pepper, now joined by Bruce, prepared the various dishes for their Christmas dinner. In his excitement Peter didn't even notice his thick British accent returning. Maybe, if he asked nicely, Tony would buy them a vacation home in the town he was originally from. Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.". Peter didn't look away from Steve, whom he was now glaring directly at. Understood son of a bitch? Movies ACTION ADVENTURE COMEDY OVERPOWERED GENIUS MARVEL FUTURE UNPRINCIPLED AVENGERS SPIDERMAN 4.51 Tony Stark dies October 17th 2023. Please consider turning it on! It was a rare sight to see when the two were together and there was no contact between them. Peppermint is known to repel spiders, and can be lethal in large quantities., In which Peter gives Tony and the gang a rather festive health scare on Christmas Eve. "But what's up with your accent?". Avengers Team/Peter Parker - Works | Archive of Our Own Darkness claws at the edges of his vision. Tony was so confused, the kid had been fine, more than fine, barely half an hour ago. Maybe get a job. Youre okay.. Nice to meet you." Peter has had his powers for several years now. His dad said, very clearly agitated. Peter hummed in response and was out like a light. Its not your fault. Rhodey nodded, taking a slow breath. It appears Mr. Parker is experiencing symptoms similar to hydrochloric acid poisoning. The AI replied. I was ten when someone," he sent a pointed glare at Bucky who had been revealed as the culprit "bombed my parents plane. Nothing happened. And theres no way of knowing how Peters advanced healing will react with the new tissue.. The Compound kitchen had gone from the baking zone to the cooking zone, as Pepper, now joined by Bruce, prepared the various dishes for their Christmas dinner. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. A voice said from behind them. He was trapped, so were his friends, and he knew it "No one speak," He had a strong German accent "Switch, they won't get anything,Nicht kultivierte amerikanische Schweine knnen kein Deutsch!" Tony rolled out from under his car, rubbing his head. (ft. forehead kisses and sweet italian nicknames), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. When he got to his room he had no time to react. I had a bit of trouble starting it but I hope it's enjoyable none the less!~.~.~. Tears start to form in Tonys eyes. He lived with them until he was ten, then his parents were killed in a targeted plane bombing. Hydra agent 'Spider' is sent out on a mission to retrieve blueprints from Avengers Tower. great Then he moved into Avengers Tower and he told Tony his tale. "Hey Fri, where's dad?" How did you get those, love?, Thor asked. Basically One shots of Peter and Spider-Man in any way. When he got there, the door was locked. "Guess what!" 25 "Geez kid." Tony rolled out from under his car, rubbing his head. Fri, whats going on? Tony asked as Bruce tried asking Peter the same question. Rhodey brought over a garbage can for Peter, who was still vomiting, which Tony held under his chin. Thats no secret. Then he started dating Mj. Tony tried not to smile as he heard Harley suck in a breath and hold it, then lean back against the lab table, trying to look as casual as possible. Mira marica que mierda te pasa.Hoy he tenido un mal dia y tu vienes y me lo empeoras. He was sent to May and Ben's where he was declared a dual citizen. mainly an excuse to write both fluff and angst (mostly angst very little fluff) with some fun sarcastic humor thrown in.). Penny's class is on a field trip to her home. Was anyone else bothered by Black Widow not having a Russian accent in Bruce would get up every so often to check on Peters vitals and take notes on his condition for Helen, and Rhodey couldnt stop pacing back and forth. This was about more than just the Accords. Well, this could be awkward. His two internship options. The man laughed coldly "Aloysius, du bist verdammt zurckgeblieben, aber das kannst du nicht verstehen. Peter then grabbed his slipper, hit Clint one more time, pulled his ear, and stormed off to Clint's room. (All platonic, all the time, folks!). Sassy Peter. "Don't you dare disrespect my father like that again. Yo que mierda te hice.Nada pero noo tu vienes y haces esta idiotez.Mira te lo advierto un chistesito mas y voy y te rompo todos tus arcos y flechas, pinto tu cuarto morado y con plumas y luego te prohibo entrar a la ventilacion. asked Happy concerned since Peter was usually chatting his ear off. "Friday said that the meeting was a low level one and I could interrupt because you said that I could go visit May today but I can't drive.". Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries. So when Steve claims that Bucky is finally free of Hydras control and asks that he moves back into the tower, Tony is caught in a trap of anger and guilt. Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be . He would rather see sincerity than a righteous script.-Tony needs to give a speech but is incapacitated. Hey, kiddo. Tony replied quietly, smiling warmly. as well as asked Tony in the most respectful matter possible." Please consider turning it on! Your accent isn't fake." Sounds like a plan to me, kid. Rhodey replied warmly. "Vielen Dank fr Ihre Hilfe, meine Herren. And then this weird guy on the train tried to sell me candy which I was too tempted to take but I didnt cause there was probably like razor blades or rat poison or something in it-, Harley ducked his head and poorly hid a laugh behind his hand, Tony tried once more, Pete-, Also Im pretty sure Sam and Clint are having another prank war because I narrowly avoided getting a bucket of rainbow glitter dumped on my head on my way up, so watch out for that-, Anyways, Ive been working on a new web formula all day and Im stuck on this last equation, I was hoping you could look at it and-. Then of course there were the businessmenfrom Germany, but Peter doubted he'd see them again, especially not after he humiliated them. Right?His i suck at these pls give it a go its not awful. He and Rhodey went about waking up the equipment as Tony put Peter on the hospital bed as carefully as he could. Peter called, hoping his father would open the door. Part 5 of Irondad and his Spiderling. Peter shuddered once locked inside, his eyes rolling back into his head. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). About the opportunity, not the 'his hometown' part. informally:writing this like a TV show, each episode is named after a movie cuz why not Old and new characters (diggin a little deeper than baseline comics and pulling from all 3 spidermen to create Peter)Gradual father son relationship because duh irondad & spiderson >>> but!! Could they not take it seriously? ", ------------------------------------------. (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!) The one skill hes never quite been able to master. Stark has everything broadcasted. -----------time skip brought by the sister squad-----------. It was from Mr Stark and only said a few words 'Spidey's needed'. And lucky for him, hes always learning something new about Peter Parker. She knew what he was thinking, of telling Tony the truth, she just nodded and Peter said," I was never American in first place, I'm from Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (8), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (12), Is that still a thing people say? Friday, contact Dr. Cho, tell her its urgent. Bruce called out as the four entered the private medical wing of the compound. Still tired.. Peter said to no one in particular as his eyes slipped shut, like he was just realizing it. After the incident with Doctor Octopus, things finally seem like its going to get better. Stark smiled as well. He shouldve known. They left the school and started walking to their apartments. That night, Tony learned another of many lessons about his Spider-Kid the hard way; Peter Parker and peppermint Disclaimer:The Pictures and Characters I use I DO NOT own unless stated otherwise. Peter Parker One-Shots - Languages - Wattpad "Ngh.. hurts He forced out, Bruce now taking a knee next to Rhodey. 5 times The Avengers (excluding Clint) forgot Peter Parker is a vigilante, and 1 time everyone remembered. I didn't realize you were staying here.". It was probably just a mouse or something. Peter looked up at Tony with pleading eyes, his body growing weaker by the second. The meeting is not of an important enough time scale that you are not allowed in, so go ahead in." When school ended Happy came to pick him up. morethanastan on Tumblr peppermint tea, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Mr. When Peter landed in his signature pose next to Tony, he got a better look at the men. "You should listen to Tony. Peter Parker One-Shots - You're british?!?! - Wattpad Clint then gave a scared look and asked," W-What is he going to do?". " mix. Btw this is a old draft from last year so if it's bad don't blame now me but past me ok?. I have my own life. Until they were sure Peter was okay. The one skill hes never quite been able to master. Cho? Tony asked urgently, severity in his tone. A few other chaps from other schools might be coming but it's a full ride! Yeah, you can come in but we'll have to wait till the end of the meeting before I take you, then we can get ice cream on the way back." He looked over at Tony, pretending to be upset. Peter used his powers to run to Tony's lab in under a minute. Then it started raining and he forgot his umbrella. A ransom call gone wrong spelt the end of the childs life. "CLINT FRANCIS ELIZABETH BARTON!" You have a few too many cookies, Pete? Tony asked, concerned when Peter sat up from his embrace. Peter gets his internship and everything is great even if he has and abusive uncle and all but thats totally not irrelevant. Hed have to tell Mister-. "Peter, what language did you speak in?" Almost everyone that knows Peter has a soft spot for him. Peter Parker Little Sister Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Peter Parker meets the Avengerrrrs Chapter 2: avengers - FanFiction A following message sent him the coordinates he was supposed to go to. Peter Parker One Shots - British - Wattpad It was a terribly awful cake. My throat He coughed again forcefully. Work Search: The Cradle can repair and print new tissue for his hands, no problem. She started. That was just the cherry on the top. "Guess what! But he had the right mind to bite his tongue. If all he gets is a broken nose after a long night of patrol, Peter considers himself lucky.A lot of vigilante things were lost on Tony, such as bad PR. Peter cracked one eye at him. Stark, that storms not looking so good.Mmm. Peter was overly cheerful today. Stand down. The pain is starting to become unbearable. Eventually his screams turn into whimpers and pants. Precious Peter Parker. so hey, even if you just type the letter z eight times, i would love it if you posted a comment for me. Rhodey, Peter, and Tony, were all sitting on the large couch in the common area just off of the kitchen, watching I dont know how much longer we have. She was silent for a moment before speaking. Tony instantly reached for the box of tissues on the side table, pulling out a few and handing them to Peter. Then my first girlfriend was killed, bled out in my arms. Mr. "You need to warn a man!" + "Sorry mate, but guess what?" He was tapping his shoe and glancing at the clock being impatient. He got up opened the blinds and looked out the window. Of course, things can never be that simple. Peter meets Harley for the first time and doesnt know how to react, so he curses out Tony in Italian. Banner." Tony said, putting a hand out. He recognised the crazed look in their eyes, it was the same look he had seen in his Uncle Ben's murderer moments before the trigger had been pulled. but boxing day still counts as christmas in my book, so i'm not gonna beat myself up over it. Pepper giggled, rolling her eyes. ", "Geez kid." (a collection of loosely-connected one-shots that involve Peter as the main attraction, featuring other characters. He was imagining drilling him into the ground. Clint then with wide eyes ran to his room to see what Peter had done. Part of the post-Homecoming series "Strands in the Rope," which attempts to show how Tony and Peter's relationship might have developed between Homecoming and Infinity War, but can stand alone, also. He was now in his last class, chemistry, which was his favorite. Tony, Rhodey, Bruce, and Pepper spent the early hours of Christmas morning waiting at Peters bedside for him to wake up after his six hour procedure. Ned was the first since his house was closer to the school. All the time. The kid just has a way of making almost anyone he meets fond of him. On his way to one of the interviews, he ends up walking into Stark industries, which, whoops his bad, I'm looking for the bathroom miss. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Island of the Misfit Toys. Peter but his lip so hard it began to draw blood. It doesnt go unnoticed by Asher. "exclaims PeterOh well the guys wanted to see you again so let's go." "A warning for Clint," replied Peter with a furious look taking his features remembering the prank Clint pulled. how do you say fuck in italian? "Du verdammter Idiot, hast du wirklich gedacht, wir wrden es dir sagen?" As he did, he noticed how raw and red the palms of his hands were, like they had been badly burned. He slammed Steve's head on the table again. Peter woke up and forgot for a few minutes. His appointed rep needs to do the brief for him. They had all been chowing down on cookies despite Bruce and Peppers warnings that their appetites would be ruined, but as the movie went on, Tony and Rhodey both noticed how increasingly uncomfortable Peter seemed. The only thing she had was a mission: Find out who she was before Hydra. First Clint dumped a bucket of glitter on him to wake up. Peter was holding his hands up to his mouth, his eyes screwed shut in pain. Thats no secret. Three days before the breaking of the Avengers begins. Throat hurts. He replied weakly. Theres peppermint oil in the spritz cookies. Rhodey recalled. Well, all except Tony who was in the floor rolling off laughter at what Peter just said and looked like since he knew Italian and that wasn't far from the language he just spoke but still shocked he knew this language. She walked up to Tony and kissed him on the cheek, giggling at the flour all over the kitchen. They all soon realized how Peter understood their conversations in other languages and their faces made a scared expression wondering what he had heard of what they said secretly in other languages. But now in the calm, it felt . The reaction seems to be in response to peppermint, boss. Friday supplied. Then, his uncle. Before Bruce had the chance to seal Peter inside, he reached out and clamped one hand around Tonys wrist. Unfortunately, the two of you are interrupted, but Peter will more than make up for it later. . Please consider turning it on! And boy, did he find one, Peter was boiling. "I get to go ta London for two weeks! "Oh, just that I don't think I have that high of an iq." Wordlessly, F.R.I.D.A.Y brought him to Mr. Stark's personal level so Peter assumed he was in his lab. He was confused, but not enough to question it. And if that isnt enough, the return of some past enemies and the emergence of newer ones, the Starks may need each other more than ever. Just let it happen." So I'm making us a list of things we gotta do.". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Peter was having a bad day.First Clint dumped a bucket of glitter on him to wake up. He slammed his head onto the table. And not die trying. So,of coursehe was siked. Peter Parker had lost everything at the young age of fifteen after he gained his heightened senses and spider-like abilities then his Aunt May tragically died at the hands of the Vulture. He kept clearing his throat and swallowing, and couldnt seem to sit still. Peter asked as he finished his last waffle. The Violet Witch is a biology major at NYU that *happens* to also be able to manipulate matter.Peter Parker is a chemical and mechanical engineering student at MIT that also *happens* to be Spider-Man. don't question the title i didn't know what else to call this so I just used a quote I said. Tony walked over to Peter and linked their arms, leaving behind a stunned group of Avengers. asked Clint smugly. These cookies arent gonna bake themselves. It was Peppers turn to chuckle as Tony bowed towards Rhodey in compliance. Because some random kid from Queens was more trustworthy than his team. Spiderman spat the last word out with as much venom as he could muster. Helen would be flying out on the 27th to check on Peter in person, but as far as operating on someone whos halfway across the world goes, tonight was a success.
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